Another time wasting device

A passive aggressive note to all of the women who work on my floor (most of which will never see this)

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD - SIT THE FUCK DOWN WHEN YOU ARE USING THE TOILET AND STOP PEEING ALL OVER THE SEAT. THEY CLEAN THESE BATHROOMS THREE TIMES A DAY. WE ALL KNOW THIS BECAUSE THEY CHOOSE TO CLEAN THE BATHROOMS DURING THE MOST HIGHLY TRAFFICKED BATHROOM TIMES (AFTER LUNCH, RIGHT BEFORE WE GO HOME, ETC.)

SINCE THESE BATHROOMS ARE CLEANED SO REGULARLY, THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON FOR YOU TO PISS ALL OVER THE SEAT. SO PLEASE STOP.

ALSO STOP TAKING YOUR STUPID PAPER TOWEL WITH YOU AND USING IT TO OPEN THE DOOR. WHAT KIND OF DISEASES DO YOU THINK LIVE ON THAT DOOR HANDLE? GUESS WHAT, WHATEVER YOU THINK -IT’S WRONG AND DUMB. STOP IT.