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Top 5 Words People Use When They Want To Feel Fancy

1. Embolden

I remember when I first heard someone use this word. I said “HA! EMBOLDEN?! THAT’S NOT A WORD!” And they said “Yes it is.” But I still didn’t believe them so to the internet I went. Turns out they were right. Boy, did I feel sheepish.


2. Sheepish

 “Resembling a sheep in timidity or lack of initiative” - Initiative?! What the hell kind of initiative is a sheep supposed to have? Fancy people like this word because it insults both the person they are talking about and all sheep-kind.

3. Curmudgeon

 If you want to call someone a crusty old man, you should just have the junk to say so. Don’t use a fancy word with far too many u’s for its own good.

4. Foliage

Them just be plants, sonnnNNNnnNNNNNnn

5. Snafu

There is a much simpler way to say this too: 


  1. amberto posted this